I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.

I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that. -Bobby Tom

‎"There’s no such thing as mistakes – only a lack of foresight.

Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be pregnant, although-since she's just about cornered the market on condoms-I don't know how that could have happened. But I will not-you listen to me, Emma!-I absolutely will not have anybody thinkin' a woman of mine needs a vaginal moisturizer, do you hear me?

Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.