Hard work - I mean, does anybody use that term anymore? Laziness doesn't fly. It's all in the practice. It does take work and it ain't easy - but man, the rewards!

If you want a higher power, go to the goddamn sun. Just go to the sun - and stop destroying the ozone layer.

I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there.

I had to dance topless for two years to make cash to pay my bills and save some money. But it was very enlightening, by the way. I'm talking about light from the gutter.

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen.

Isn't it interesting how men 'leave' their families, but women 'abandon' their children?

I've been fit and I've been fat, and fit is better.