You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.

There isn't a theologian in the world who can argue with me on this. God has no gender. If that's the case, then everything needs to be rewritten now, right now.

I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there.

If you want a higher power, go to the goddamn sun. Just go to the sun - and stop destroying the ozone layer.

I'm not a role model to my kids. They're a role model to me.

There isn't a religion on earth that isn't damaging to the human race because every one of them is patriarchal and every one eliminates more than half of the human race - women. They are all oppressors of women.

Very few people are original. There's very little original anything out there. Because to be original means you have to stand alone.