You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.

There isn't a religion on earth that isn't damaging to the human race because every one of them is patriarchal and every one eliminates more than half of the human race - women. They are all oppressors of women.

There's a couple of universal principles in life. One is, don't ever open a restaurant. One out of every two fails.

I've been fit and I've been fat, and fit is better.

I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there.

I had to dance topless for two years to make cash to pay my bills and save some money. But it was very enlightening, by the way. I'm talking about light from the gutter.

Everything, everything, everything! I want to know everything. I want the privilege of being a crone.