The habits that took years to build, do not take a day to change.

I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there.

I'm not a role model to my kids. They're a role model to me.

I had to dance topless for two years to make cash to pay my bills and save some money. But it was very enlightening, by the way. I'm talking about light from the gutter.

Very few people are original. There's very little original anything out there. Because to be original means you have to stand alone.

There isn't a theologian in the world who can argue with me on this. God has no gender. If that's the case, then everything needs to be rewritten now, right now.

You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.