If you want a higher power, go to the goddamn sun. Just go to the sun - and stop destroying the ozone layer.

I've been fit and I've been fat, and fit is better.

I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there.

You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.

If you want a higher power, go to the goddamn sun. Just go to the sun - and stop destroying the ozone layer.

Everything, everything, everything! I want to know everything. I want the privilege of being a crone.

Hard work - I mean, does anybody use that term anymore? Laziness doesn't fly. It's all in the practice. It does take work and it ain't easy - but man, the rewards!