There isn't a theologian in the world who can argue with me on this. God has no gender. If that's the case, then everything needs to be rewritten now, right now.

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen.

You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.

Isn't it interesting how men 'leave' their families, but women 'abandon' their children?

I had to dance topless for two years to make cash to pay my bills and save some money. But it was very enlightening, by the way. I'm talking about light from the gutter.

If you want a higher power, go to the goddamn sun. Just go to the sun - and stop destroying the ozone layer.

Food = joy ... guilt ... anger ... pain ... nurturing ... friendship ... hatred ... the way you look and feel.... Food = everything you can imagine.