Girls with the beauty-and-brains thing going on are the most intimidating girls in the world.

Too bad guys aren’t like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a guy who meets your standards. - Maggie

You'll get through this. And I know it's impossible to believe right now, but it gets better. Trust me.

Apparently, it used to be extremely common for families to have two parents. They stayed together because that’s what all the other parents did. Now there are so many options, so many different ways to be a family. So many ways to rip a family apart.

You can never completely know anyone, no matter how well you think you do. There will always be some truth about them you don’t ever get to know.

I have no interest in maintaining a relationship with someone who didn’t love me enough to stick around.

We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike