Girls with the beauty-and-brains thing going on are the most intimidating girls in the world.

We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike

It’s interesting how something that comes so easily to one person can be so impossible for someone else.

I want revenge, but I don't want to screw up my karma.

FACTS Fact #1 Mean people suck. Fact #2 Bad things happen to good people. Fact #3 Good doesn’t always prevail over evil.

You can never completely know anyone, no matter how well you think you do. There will always be some truth about them you don’t ever get to know.

It's about how you're like a lighthouse, always searching far into the distance. But the thing you're looking for is usually close to you and always has been. That's why you have to look within yourself to find answers instead of searching beyond.