I wish emotional bruises healed like physical ones.

This body is yours. It is your home. The keeper of your soul. The resting place of your spirit. No one can ever take that away.

There should be some kind of radar that lets you know when your soul mate is nearby.

Apparently, it used to be extremely common for families to have two parents. They stayed together because that’s what all the other parents did. Now there are so many options, so many different ways to be a family. So many ways to rip a family apart.

Because if you take a risk, you just might find what you're looking for.

I deserve to be happy. I'm sad it took me so long to get that. But I get it now.

We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike