Recovering from a gunshot wound is not a vacation. You need to, like, write that on your hand or something.

That leaves Decker and what's his name, Mr. I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt.

Sometimes it takes you awhile to get to it, but you always get there, and what you say is always worth waiting for.

I'm a fan of meeting readers face to face, at reader events, where we're able to sit down and take some time to talk.

He spoke in telegram-as if every word he used cost five bucks, and he only had a twenty in his wallet.

I remain convinced that the most valuable use of time for a newly published author is to write a second book that's even better than the first, and a third that's better than the second, and on and on.

No doubt about it, Lawrence Decker was the reason God had invented nakedness.