...there's no such thing as an underwear elf. Even when it goes missing, it's somewhere in the room. So make sure you find it." -- DARK OF NIGHT by Suzanne Brockmann

No doubt about it, Lawrence Decker was the reason God had invented nakedness.

This wasn't Weirdville, this was fricking Wonderland. Alice here was all grow up, but she was still chowing down on too much of that psychedelic mushroom.

You couldn't attach a 'but' to 'I love you'. You could onlt attach an 'and'.

Two Navy SEALs versus one angry seven-month-old," he mused, "The odds could go either way.

You love me,” he said. “That’s all I need to know.” “You always say the right thing,” Savannah told him, her eyes so filled with love that he almost wept. “Sometimes it takes you awhile to get to it, but you always get there, and what you say is always worth waiting for.

My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne.