Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men.

Those obsessed with health are not healthy; the first requisite of good health is a certain calculated carelessness about oneself.

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.

Much as a teacher may wince at the thought, he is also an entertainer—for unless he can hold his audience, he cannot really instruct or edify them.

As the horsepower in modern automobiles steadily rises, the congestion of traffic steadily lowers the average possible speed of your car. This is known as Progress.

Knowledge fills a large brain; it merely inflates a small one.

If the devil could be persuaded to write a bible, he would title it, "You Only Live Once."