If the devil could be persuaded to write a bible, he would title it, "You Only Live Once."

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site.

As the horsepower in modern automobiles steadily rises, the congestion of traffic steadily lowers the average possible speed of your car. This is known as Progress.

It wants to be, and proclaims itself to be, 'the greatest', but greatness is not required of a country; only goodness is.

We can often endure an extra pound of pain far more easily than we can suffer the withdrawal of an ounce of accustomed pleasure.

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress.

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.