Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.
Oh, don't tell me of facts, I never believe facts; you know, [George] Canning said nothing was so fallacious as facts, except figures.
Solitude cherishes great virtues and destroys little ones.
No man can ever end with being superior who will not begin with being inferior.
If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.
He who drinks a tumbler of London water has literally in his stomach more animated beings than there are men, women, and children on the face of the globe.