Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

When you rise in the morning, form a resolution to make the day a happy one for a fellow creature.

Human beings cling to their delicious tyrannies and to their exquisite nonsense, till death stares them in the face.

Errors, to be dangerous, must have a great deal of truth mingled with them. It is only from this alliance that they can ever obtain an extensive circulation.

People who love only once in their lives are shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom, or their lack of imagination

When I hear any man talk of an unalterable law, the only effect it produces on me is to convince me that he is an unalterable fool

Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.