I believe an artist dies twice. The first time, it's just terrible - I've been there when the phone isn't ringing for years.

I respect a woman too much to marry her.

Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS!

You cannot train yourself. I feel the same way about Christianity and about what the church is: The church is the gym of the soul.

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

A lot of women read male magazines. Of course, a lot of guys read female magazines, but they've got another issue to deal with. But a lot of women read men's magazines and think, 'Oh, this is what these guys are thinking? Studying up on the enemy here.'

I consider myself something of a raconteur. I have a rather audacious sense of humour.