Every time I've failed, people had me out for the count, but I always come back.

When I was a kid, my mother used to feed me mashed-potato sandwiches, brussel sprout sandwiches; my brain cells were starving from lack of food. I'll eat anything. I'll eat dirt.

Clichés are what good writing is all about. Because our lives are basically clichés.

I've been involved in something which was chaotic and insane. All I can say now is that I am, and intend to stay, a single man.

Time is truly the great enemy. It's not the great healer, it's the great stealer.

I feel that America is like a child that grew up so strong and so fast and so tall that it became self-conscious about its size and started to stoop over so as not to offend anyone.

I really am a manifestation of my own fantasy.