When I was in junior high school, the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair.

I never quite understood these actors - though I envy them sometimes - who can lie out for a year or two. I feel as though time is a real pressing issue, and I want to get as much work done in the time that I have left.

If you're willing to take the humiliation of sticking your head above the crowd, maybe it's, you know, the pleasure will be worth the pain.

You cannot train yourself. I feel the same way about Christianity and about what the church is: The church is the gym of the soul.

Every morning, I crawl out of bed. I sit there and think, 'Do I really need this?' And I drag myself to the gym in my garage. It's not fun. I hate it. I work out alone. Weights.

You're a disease. And I'm the cure.

We're all expendable. We think the world's going to stop when a pope dies, or a king. And then... life goes on.