Woman, if i was straight, i would steal you from him so hard.

She's like a wind-up monkey that winds itself.

Whenever I appeared to have won an argument, Mom would say something like, 'Even broken clocks are right twice a day.

Not stupid. Overly trusting, maybe, but that reflects on his lack of trustworthiness, not on your intelligence.

Lucas: I wanted to talk to you after class, but you disappeared. Me: I have another class right after. One of those profs who stops talking, stares at you and waits until you get to your seat if you're late. Lucas: I would probably just walk to my seat even slower. ;)

And I’m okay, I really am, most of the time. But sometimes, I’m just not.

He's already chasing you. Now all you have to do is keep running. Just not too fast.