You're an obnoxious canker-blossom. Go ooze somewhere else.

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

Teen problem novels? I can go through them like a box of chocolates. And there are fantasy books out now that need a lot more editing. Fantasy got to be so popular that people began to think 'We don't need to be as diligent with the razor blade,' but they do.

Dreadful sorry mistress. Ma always said I was too silly to die

A friend had commented once that Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello.

Just because I'm no jaw clacker doesn't mean there should be a ruction put up whenever I have sommat to say.

I truly love our Code of Chivalry. We are taught that noblemen must take everything and say nothing. Noblemen must stand alone. Well, we're men, and men aren't born to stand alone.