A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn't talk.

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me.

If you aren't having fun, if you aren't anxious to find out what happens next as you write, then not only will you run out of steam on the story, but you won't be able to entertain anyone else, either.

I was nuts for stuff in the Middle Ages when I was just in the third and fourth grades.

Briar: "So I guess I was the last to know." Rosethorn: "Of course you are. You're a man, aren't you?

I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it.

Haven’t you ever noticed that people who win say it’s because the gods know they are in the right, but if they lose, it wasn’t the gods who declared them wrong? Their opponent cheated, or their equipment was bad.