Tortall and the Queens Riders!

Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much--all of it wrong.

Haven’t you ever noticed that people who win say it’s because the gods know they are in the right, but if they lose, it wasn’t the gods who declared them wrong? Their opponent cheated, or their equipment was bad.

I said I fell down. Ah. The ground bloodied your nose, split yer lip, and punched ye in th' eye, all at once. I said I don't want to talk about it.

I come from a dysfunctional family, so my views of parents and parenting used to be highly mixed.

You're more trouble than you're worth." "I'm a girl. That's my job.

Well, label me very impressed and ship me to Carthak!