Does anyone in this land act like they're supposed to?

You mortals are like fish swimming in a globe of glass. That globe is your world. You do not see beyond it.

When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks.

If you have to hit--hit low.

No one expects a woman busy at her sewing to pay attention to what’s being said around her. Nevermind if a man’s mother and sister showerd them they heard everything while they stictched, he’ll still think a woman who plies her needles saves all her brains for the work. You’re a far better spy hemming sheets than if you clank with daggers.

You turned into a hero when I wasn't watching.

My new knight mistress is famed for wielding sharp edges: Sword, Knife and Tongue!