I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it.

Sweetheart, never listen to what my enemies say. They're very confused people. I know they are because I've spent years making them that way.

Girl, boy or dancing bear, you're the finest page-the finest squire-to-be-at court." (Jon to Alanna)

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary.

Never break a promise to an animal. They're like babies—they won't understand.

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and try to trip you again. - I'm not sure

You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him." "So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.