Fear is a good thing. It mean you're paying attention.
If I were useful, you wouldn't know it was me.
Men don't think and differently from women - they just make more noise about being able to.
If arrogance were shoes, he'd never go barefoot.
I will be known forever as the Puppy who chased a cutpurse and caught fish garbage instead. My descendants will pretend I'm not in their bloodline. No – no one will want to make descendants with me. [from Beka Cooper's journal of her first day as a new Dog i.e. cop]
A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn't talk.