Large men in black plate mail with red cloaks and plumes don't sneak worth a damn.

Large men in black plate mail with red cloaks and plumes don't sneak worth a damn.

I tell you what I won't put up with. You chose how to behave.

Most people don't care who's in charge as long as someone is.

What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.

Dexter thrust a pamphlet into Samuel's hand. "Greenstreet Mission. We're doing a Christmas dinner. You can get a meal and hear the word of God." Samuel smiled in relief. This, finally, he understood. "Which word?" "What?" "Well, God's said a lot of words, you know, and a word like 'it' or 'the' wouldn't be worth hearing again but its always fun listening to Him try and say aluminum.

All writers believe in the magic of books; Jim Hines has created a system where that magic becomes real, usable, and very definitely not always safe.