I tell you what I won't put up with. You chose how to behave.

Violence is never the answer but sometimes, like with cockroaches, it is the only possible response.

The world tilted slightly sideways. 'I think I need to sit down.' The floor seemed like the best option. It was close and he'd already proved that he could hit it. His legs folded.

Bards were terrible at keeping secrets. They insisted on putting them to music.

Empty words show an empty mind, and silence speaks most eloquently of all.

What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.

Most people don't care who's in charge as long as someone is.