I like Bret Easton Ellis' sense of humor. I feel like mine is sometimes similar to his. And how his characters sometimes seem really confused in a humorous manner. I like that. And I have that sometimes in my characters.

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.

I just keep investing in the future, and I haven't reached the point where I'm not doing that.

I think mostly the commodifying comes after I've done something that has some other value to me.

Though if love was an animal, Garret knew, it would probably be the Loch Ness Monster. If it didn’t exist, that didn’t matter. People made models of it, put it in the water, and took photos. The hoax of it was good enough. The idea of it. Though some people feared it, wished it would just go away, had their lives insured against being eaten alive by it.

The correct arrangement of words will make these bad feelings go away tonight.

You were one person alive and your brain was encased in a skull. There were other people out there. It took effort to be connected.