Not that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound.
Ted AlexandroI have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?
Ted AlexandroPeople don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound.
Ted Alexandro