I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

Laughing at something is a form of accepting it or at list making peace with it.

I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?

I've seen people who are not very likeable but hilarious. I think comedians get to a point where they know they're funny, so they don't care - in the sense that they know what they're doing. They have a skill.

Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.

In terms of my own work ethic, I've always been a determined person. When I'm focused on something, I try to see it through.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.