That heightened dynamic can produce interesting, funny ideas that are phrased in ways that surprise even you, as the performer.
Ted AlexandroA person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.
Ted AlexandroI have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?
Ted Alexandro