You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

I'm just looking for a little mystery in life... like things you can't explain. Like, you go to Mexico, they tell you don't drink the water. You go to any diner here, who brings you the water? It's a mystery.

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

With a project like 'Teachers Lounge,' you're wearing a lot of hats, so it demands hard work and focus if you want to do it right.

Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.

I'll sit down for an hour or two a few days a week in a quiet place and brainstorm. The earlier in the day, the better, before the parade of distractions starts.