I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.
Ted AlexandroSometimes crowds start out not liking someone but then they shift and love them. Or vice versa. It can shift on a dime.
Ted AlexandroLike once we picked Jim Norton as the head of security, the writing flows pretty easily.
Ted Alexandro'Teachers Lounge' is a web series I co-created with Hollis James. We intentionally left the apostrophe out to turn 'Lounge' into a verb. The show is about teachers lounging around, wasting time.
Ted AlexandroI have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?
Ted Alexandro