The great mystery to me is how restaurant critics think they can get away with doing their job without anybody noticing who they are.
Ted AllenThe world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.
Ted AllenMy whole problem is that all of my favorite things at Thanksgiving are the starches, and everyone is trying to go low-carb this year, even a green vegetable has carbs in it.
Ted AllenI cook everything. I love Mediterranean cooking, I love Asian cooking. I do lots of Japanese noodles.
Ted AllenPeople who hardly ever cook at all, suddenly at the holidays, feel like it's their responsibility to not only cook dinner for large groups of people suddenly, but to serve things that are fussy or fancy or formal. And I don't think that's what anybody really wants, especially if you're not good at it.
Ted Allen