Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

Telling computer guys that they need to have permission to quote things is like having to tell little children about Death.

The technicalities matter a lot, but the unifying vision matters more.

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

Any nitwit can understand computers, and many do.

How is MS-DOS like MSG? Both raise your blood pressure and give you a tightening sensation around your forehead.

Most people are fools, most authority is malignant, God does not exist, and everything is wrong.