Those that are goofy enough to believe the outrageous lies and hate spewed about me in the mind-numb media are inconsequential and pathetic. Those that know me are certain of my goodness and connect with me deeply.

If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.

[Donald] Trump November 2016 could truly be the long-awaited wake-up call America desperately needs.

Lance Bass needs to quit worrying about outer space and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

Oh God almighty, another Detroit monster is Chad Smith of the Chili Peppers. Their music is intoxicating between Flea and Chad Smith. They're contemporary because they're still making good records, but I don't think there's anything new that has a groove and soulfulness. The Chili Peppers just stink of soul-and that's the ultimate compliment. They continue what James Brown created.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.