If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.

You mean to say that when an imbecile walks into a church, office, day care center, or school, stumbling about, almost zombie-like, with gun-filled hands at his side, blabbering incoherently to his next victim, the reaction of grown men and women is to run, cry, whimper, and hide under a desk or pew? The sheeping of America is nearly complete.

Those that are goofy enough to believe the outrageous lies and hate spewed about me in the mind-numb media are inconsequential and pathetic. Those that know me are certain of my goodness and connect with me deeply.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.

I can hear her thunder, she's coming after me, thunder thighs.

[Donald] Trump November 2016 could truly be the long-awaited wake-up call America desperately needs.