I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.

My life is a tsunami of inspirations. Number one is that I really do just love my BBQ. I mean it's the sustenance of mankind. You know, the animal rights of people, if they had their way, 99% of the human race would parish because we sustain ourselves with dead stuff on the grill.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.

I'm such a lucky guy. I've been able to make my own decisions for my own life for the last fifty years...or sixty ... well maybe not sixty. Even though I think I was making my own decisions at the tender age of eight.

Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.