If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

How dare politicians continue to pass insane laws forcing good, law-abiding people to be defenseless and helpless.

To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em.

Lance Bass needs to quit worrying about outer space and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food.

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

Donald Trump wants to dramatically reduce America's corporate tax rate (to 15%) and thereby unleash economic growth. Hillary Clinton hasn't said a word about lowering corporate tax rates. Being a Fedzillacrat, you don't need to be an economic soothsayer to know that she supports taxing the producers and further strangling America's anemic economy.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.