Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.

I'm repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex, I think it's against nature, I think it's strange as hell, but if that's what you are, I love you. I'm not going to judge people's morals. I say live and let live.

My life is a tsunami of inspirations. Number one is that I really do just love my BBQ. I mean it's the sustenance of mankind. You know, the animal rights of people, if they had their way, 99% of the human race would parish because we sustain ourselves with dead stuff on the grill.

Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.

You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna crush your face.

I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect you to swallow.

The Nugent family is a solid asset. What works for us would work for all humankind.