If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today.

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

Ignorance is indeed bliss, but it is also dangerous and embarrassing.

We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.

Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.

Everybody I hang with - the ranchers, the farmers, the cops, the teachers, the plumbers, everybody I hang with - they've got an alarm clock. They get up, they put their heart and their soul into being the very best that they can be. They want to be an asset to their families and their neighborhood. They want to be productive members of society.

I contribute to the dead of winter and the moans of silence, blood trails are music to my ears … I'm a gut pile addict … The pig didn't know I was there … it's my kick … I love shafting animals … it's rock 'n' roll power.