Ignorance is indeed bliss, but it is also dangerous and embarrassing.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail.

I'm an extremist? I don't think so. I think people that call me an extremist are extremely brain dead and soulless.

I have a job to pay attention. It is my number one duty as a human being - to earn an experiment in self-government every day by spotlighting cockroaches who violate their oath to the US constitution and wipe their ass with the US Constitution.

A man must stand up for what he believes in - especially in this culture war between good and evil.

You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna crush your face.