Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.

If the American public were accurately polled, I suspect the results would find Bonnie & Clyde, Bill Clinton, Ponzi Scheme scamster Bernie Madoff, and the infamous Wily Coyoteto be believed to be more honest and trustworthy than Hillary Clinton.

The families who chose me to take their terminally ill kids on their last hunts in life many times over the years know and love the real Ted Nugent. That they decide I'm good enough to take part in such a spiritual and emotional moment in their lives proves that I am good enough.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

We are a nation of laws, not a nation that ignores laws if it benefits the Democrat Party.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.