If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc. I find that whole milk and lots of Vitamin D help.

Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.

While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.

If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.

I'm not going to engage in that kind of hateful rhetoric anymore. I just can't use those harsh terms. I cannot and I will not and I encourage even my friends slash enemy on the left in the Democrat, liberal world that we have got to be civil to each other.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

The Nugent family is a solid asset. What works for us would work for all humankind.