If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel.
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.
I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful.
Close friends love you for who you are; not what they want you to be.
It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.
There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.