The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

Saddam Hussein, influenced by fascism, ordered the deaths of tens of thousands of people, fought two disastrous wars, turned his nation into an international pariah and ruined his country’s economy. In other words, his record is identical to George W. Bush’s.

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel.

Imagine foreign troops sitting idly, laughing as hooligans trashed the Smithsonian, stole the gold from Fort Knox and burned down the Department of the Interior. That was us in Iraq.

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling.

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.