The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful.

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

Close friends love you for who you are; not what they want you to be.

Americans are not terribly intelligent people. They need to read important things several times.

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.