When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling.

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.

The word 'hero' has been bandied about a lot to refer to anyone killed in Afghanistan or Iraq. But anyone who voluntarily goes to Afghanistan or Iraq [as a soldier] is fighting for an evil cause under an evil commander in chief.

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.