The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.
There's nothing wrong with being fired.
Over-population is the 'cause of drive-by shootings' and other social ills, but the root of the problem is Christianity, which posits that people are more important than sea otters and elephants.
When our time's up, it's up. All the money in the world won't buy you one more day.
You should set goals beyond your reach so you always have something to live for.
Nuclear war would really set back cable.