Newspapers are technologically obsolete. In the days of instant electronic communications, its crazy to have to print these newspapers at a central plant and deliver them by truck. They're the biggest problem with our solid-waste disposal. And the news you get is a day old. You can get it off the Internet instantaneously for a fraction of the cost.

The worst thing you can do if you want to start a fight is to use derogatory terminology.

I'm just a socialist at heart.

I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.

Do something. Either lead, follow or get out of the way.

It was okay for people to write negative things about me just as long as they spelled my name right.

I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.