If there is a God, he is not doing a good job of protecting the earth. He's kind of checked out.

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.

I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.

CNN anchor Gwen Scott claimed it is common knowledge that Turner sits in his office and smokes marijuana.

The whole idea of television news or any kind of news is to inform people about things they need to know about.

I'm a human being, just like everybody else. I'm up some days and down others. Some days, I just refuse comment. If I'm feeling a little down, I won't say anything. But if I'm really up, I'll let it all hang out. I do have a slight propensity to put my foot in my mouth.

The Palestinians are fighting with human suicide bombers, that's all they have. The Israelis... they've got one of the most powerful military machines in the world. The Palestinians have nothing. So who are the terrorists? I would make a case that both sides are involved in terrorism.