To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.

Just because your ratings are bigger doesn't mean you're better.

The more good I do, the more money has come in. You have to learn to give. You're not born to give. You're born selfish.

If the perpetrators of the World Trade Center plane crashes had a nuclear weapon, there's no doubt in my mind but that they would've detonated it in New York.

I like Obama. I don't know who could do a better job. He's got an incredibly tough situation, and a good heart and mind. I'd like to see him rally support a little better.

If you never quit, you're never beaten.

We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten -- not ten, but thirty or forty years, and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.