To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.

The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.

The word impossible does not exist for me. I've got a lot of signal flags in my flag bag, but there is not a white one in there. I am going to keep fighting until the day I die - and might keep on fighting afterward ... depends on where I am.

Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us.

The sad thing about destroying the environment is that we're going to take the rest of life with us. The bluebirds will be gone, and the elephants will be gone, and the tigers will be gone, and the pandas will be gone.

We have to do more than keep media giants from growing larger; they're already too big. We need a new set of rules that will break these huge companies to pieces.

It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.